Hi Scott,
Thanks for your valuable feedback. I've incorporated some of your ideas and have updated and amended the list accordingly.
TOP 15 Criteria for Owning and Operating an Apple Computer, also known as the "Horsepuckey" checklist for cool people.
1. Intelligence - above average IQ (>110)
2. A broadened mind (see other posts in this forum for help on attaining that)
3. A very good income, upper 10th percentile at a minimum.
4. Self confidence and enough arrogance to compel violent reactions from those of a lesser upbringing and lineage.
5. An appreciation for all mediums of artistic expression.
6. No requirements to run productivity applications. Leave that to the laborers.
7. You can't drive a Chevy Nova or anything from Ford. A Mini Cooper is okay though. Porsche or Jaguar is best.
8. You must own and listen to at least 10 CDs total of New Age or Ambient music (iTunes okay).
9. A tolerance for things Ikea, beautiful people, good food and good drink.
10. You can't live in Redmond, Washington.
11. Generous pomposity and the ability to self inflate through one's own anus. Your family and friends must also possess these character qualities.
12. A desire (but not outright expectation) for things to work and keep working.
13. A overwhelming sense that things should always look nice and yet sometimes be functional.
14. Intolerance for the junk other people call operating systems. Intolerance for those people is important as well.
15. You can't live in Queensland, Australia.
Last edited: Apr 23, 2006