Perhaps, you didn't take the time to explore DSL. It is Debian based and allows you to grow it into any level of Debain that you would choose thru standard Debian methods. I use it as a MySQL server. It can be saved as a standard Linux functioning distro to a VM or hard drive. You may have incorrectly assumed/read the DSL description since you seem to be parroting some of their option descriptions as their only capability. You should probably re-read their description also, as it surely performs exactly what you are looking for.
Besides that, you're stuck with Gentoo if you're man enough....
Last edited: Nov 24, 2006