Chrome OS, Fedora, and Ubuntu Linux

So how come the reviews I read don't live up to the expectations? I'll walk them down for you. Ubuntu ... Doesn't work after updates. Black screen on my install after major updates. Fedora Linux ... Doesn't work after the install. No tools to make the graphics work. ... Chrome ...Says it needs an Android device to work with it. No way to make it work right in spite of a Google account. So, what I want to know is what did I spend my $50 on? A windows 8.1 install? Because that's a preview. Good damn thing I have an MSDN account so I can use your VM to install anything that can work. Quit saying your VM works on Linux because it doesn't. Quit saying you support Chrome because you don't. Quit misleading people and holding your hand our for fifty dollars each year because you are lying to us. It isn't right.